LAUGHTER

when was the last time you laughed so hard that your sides hurt and your laugh turned into snorts. 2 of my favorite is from the movie "Porkies". the scene after the boy puts his penis
 into the hole in the girls shower and the gym teacher came in and grabbed it. the gym teacher then went to the principal and 2 of the boys gym teachers and was explaining that if she could just see all the boy's penises she could identify the guilty person. during her serious talk the men were trying to hold in their laughs and remain as if they are taking the situation as serious as she is, but as she continues it is impossible for the men to hold it together and you cant help but laugh along with them. Even though it has been years since i watched the movie just thinking about it brings a smile and a feeling of such silly humor it brightens a rainy day.
the second is on Porkies 2 movie. the boys are pulling a practical joke in the grave yard and one of the boys is very drunk and once the joke is over he is going...somewhere. The next scene is a police car driving down a country road and the 2 officers are discussing...not sure what...when out jumps a "zombie" who jumps in front of the car. the police stop and stare while the zombie says boogidy boogiedy jumps around with arms flapping and head weaving with the police officers seriously watching until the zombie passes out on the front of the car. every time i hear anything about zombies, cemeteries and most anything can remind me of the scene and the laughter.

another is from the movie "10" with Dudley Moore and Bo Derick. it is the scene where they are laying in bed talking, the camera is at the end of the bed looking up at them so that you see from their feet under the covers to their heads. To set this up I have to tell you that it was the 70's and i was 17ish and with no practical knowledge of sex.....to say the least i didn't know much. So here i am in a dark movie theater in small town USA with 2-3 of my closes girl friends watching a movie that was a comedy but was at a part of the movie that is a serious scene everyone was quietly watching and listening. As i start to figure out what i am seeing my humor turns into laughs as i reach each conclusion. When no one else laughed this gave me more reason to laugh and with everyone looking at me i just could not get myself under control. i am the only one in the theater that breaks out laughing so hard and so long my girlfriends are trying to quiet me down and ask what is so funny, but i am laughing so hard I am rolling on the floor. I finally pulled myself together (still having the occasional snicker) i can not explain to my friends because it sets me off again. It wasn't until we left the theater that i was able to tell my friends what had made me laugh. once i told them, they did not believe me so we had to go back in to watch the movie again. So here we are back in the theater and at the point of the movie that this scene comes on it is just me and my girlfriends laughing with everyone else thinking we must be....who knows what they were thinking. To say the least, that movie was a top seller in town because everyone--including my mother--had to go see if i was telling the truth about what it was that i saw.......  While Dudley and BO are in bed talking... I notice there is movement in the covers about midway up, so instead of listening to the conversation i am trying to figure out what the movement is....it looked like there was a small rise and fall of the blanket, up down up down...when i figured out that it was his penis and it must have had a mind of its own and that it could not have been a part of the movie, and since it was such a small "tent" he must be small in other areas other than just height .